New Year, New You
Mouser flexing his money in his mom's van.
by Adam Rumsey
It’s an age-old tradition at the start of every year for people to come up with goals for themselves in the year to come. These goals can range from physical goals to just getting that bag. Sophomore Braxton Mouser and Senior Ethan Carpenter both have goals they are trying to accomplish this year.
“My New Year’s resolution is to get women, and get my money up, not my funny up,” Mouser said.
It seems like Mouser chose these goals because they are important to him and they also go hand in hand.
“My heart has always been set on these women but I just can’t get them because I don’t have the money so they are kinda like goals that go together,” Mouser said.
Carpenter has different ideas for his goals this year.
“This year I just want to gain more weight, I want to weigh 220,” Carpenter said.
Carpenter is really set on this goal and will do anything to achieve it.
“I’ve been skinny for a long time so getting big is kinda fun, I want to know what it’s like to feel like a monster,” Carpenter said.
